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Reisdetails van Vliegen in stijl
Omschrijving:
Hallo luitjes!
Aangezien ik hier toch geen flikker te doen heb in het vliegtuig, leek het me een effectieve bezigheid alvast te beginnen aan mijn eerste reisverslag. Dit is dus ook niet geschreven om iemand te boeien maar puur om mijn eigen verveling te omzeilen. Dalijk ga ik nog tegen iemand praten en dat willen we niet. Nee, want we zijn hier om te leren, NIET om vrienden te maken.. stage is LEERZAAM. Het geweldige weer/ cocktails/ blije mensen/ regen/ hagel/ sneeuw/ ijzelloze klimaat/spetterende dolfijnen/fullmoonpartys/ prachtige onderwaterwereld/ zwembad in de tuin en een stressloos leven tellen niet,ik herhaal, NIET mee. Ik hoop dat Curaçao zon positieve invloed op mij heeft, dat ik aan het einde van de rit al mijn schoolverslagen ruim van te voren met vlag en wimpel inlever. Maar hoogstwaarschijnlijk kom ik stinkend van de alchohol en een verbrand hoofd aan op Schiphol om vervolgens te vallen in een diepe depressie als ik zie wat ik nog moet doen. Haha..
Maargoed, even terug naar de vlucht. Die ik overigens van te voren zeer positief had ingeschat, vooral, omdat ik mijn uiterste best had gedaan een perfect plekje bij het raam uit te zoeken. Eenmaal op Schiphol, toen ik na een uur vertraging eindelijk het vliegende apparaat mocht betreden. Vertelde de overspannen, stressbom aka stewardess mij dat mijn stoel was gewijzigd, naast de mededeling of ik even wilde opschieten want ze wilde vertrekken. HALLO JIJ BENT HIER LAAT. Niet ik. En zoals de Antilliaan achter mij zei: die meid is niet chill. Ik voelde meteen een band..
Daarnaast hoor jij het chille 'ik ben altijd blij' stewardess imago uit te stralen en dat doe je niet. Dus rot op.
Eenmaal aangekomen in het vliegtuig zag ik dat mijn plekje was vergeven aan een oma en dat ze mij achterin, naast de nieuwe xzibit hadden geplaatst. Wat ik overigens niet erg vind want xzibit stelt constant hele grappige vragen. Eigenlijk alles wat er door de speakers van het vliegtuig komt verifieert hij bij mij. 'Ja? Echt 9 uur vliegen? Ja. Echt 9 uur.' Om vervolgens keihard in lachen uit te barsten zoals alleen xzibit dat kan. Ook besteld hij steeds cola om er dan zelf een behoorlijk scheut alcohol bij te gooien wat ie stiekem verstopt heeft in zn voorzak. Ik verwachtte dat het bij 1 zou blijven maar hij zit nu aan glas 9. Tattas be like: ik ga op stage en zit naast een dronken xzibit.
Naast het talent zo dronken mogelijk te worden in een vliegtuig is xzibit ook aan het trainen voor acrobaat. Ik heb nog nooit iemand gezien die zo creatief kan zitten in een vliegtuig stoel. Ik leg uit: 1 voet op de grond, 1 voet op de stoel. 1 been op de grond, heup tegen rug leuning, 2 voeten op de grond, kont op de zijleuning of als laatste, 2 voeten op de stoel, kont wederom op de zijleuning. Wat dus mega ongemakkelijk is want nu hangt zijn grote,lachende alcohol hoofd boven mijn hoofd. Alsof hij het opperhoofd is en ik de nederige stagiaire. Daarnaast kan hij nu gemakkelijk met mij meekijken en het zou een beetje lullig zijn als hij erachter komt dat hij het hoofdpersonage is van mijn verhaal.
Er rest mij daarom niks anders dan te stoppen met mijn verhaal. Bedankt voor de afleiding, dit 'reisverslag' heeft me toch zeker 20 min van mn verveling ontnomen. Daarnaast ga ik zo landen. WOOHOOOO!
Later! Of ayooo (want dat zeggen ze hier:) xoxox
Reisdoel:
Stage of afstuderen in het buitenland
Periode:
van 8 februari 2014 tot en met 1 juli 2014
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Reisdetails van Vliegen in stijl
Omschrijving:
Hallo luitjes!
Aangezien ik hier toch geen flikker te doen heb in het vliegtuig, leek het me een effectieve bezigheid alvast te beginnen aan mijn eerste reisverslag. Dit is dus ook niet geschreven om iemand te boeien maar puur om mijn eigen verveling te omzeilen. Dalijk ga ik nog tegen iemand praten en dat willen we niet. Nee, want we zijn hier om te leren, NIET om vrienden te maken.. stage is LEERZAAM. Het geweldige weer/ cocktails/ blije mensen/ regen/ hagel/ sneeuw/ ijzelloze klimaat/spetterende dolfijnen/fullmoonpartys/ prachtige onderwaterwereld/ zwembad in de tuin en een stressloos leven tellen niet,ik herhaal, NIET mee. Ik hoop dat Curaçao zon positieve invloed op mij heeft, dat ik aan het einde van de rit al mijn schoolverslagen ruim van te voren met vlag en wimpel inlever. Maar hoogstwaarschijnlijk kom ik stinkend van de alchohol en een verbrand hoofd aan op Schiphol om vervolgens te vallen in een diepe depressie als ik zie wat ik nog moet doen. Haha..
Maargoed, even terug naar de vlucht. Die ik overigens van te voren zeer positief had ingeschat, vooral, omdat ik mijn uiterste best had gedaan een perfect plekje bij het raam uit te zoeken. Eenmaal op Schiphol, toen ik na een uur vertraging eindelijk het vliegende apparaat mocht betreden. Vertelde de overspannen, stressbom aka stewardess mij dat mijn stoel was gewijzigd, naast de mededeling of ik even wilde opschieten want ze wilde vertrekken. HALLO JIJ BENT HIER LAAT. Niet ik. En zoals de Antilliaan achter mij zei: die meid is niet chill. Ik voelde meteen een band..
Daarnaast hoor jij het chille 'ik ben altijd blij' stewardess imago uit te stralen en dat doe je niet. Dus rot op.
Eenmaal aangekomen in het vliegtuig zag ik dat mijn plekje was vergeven aan een oma en dat ze mij achterin, naast de nieuwe xzibit hadden geplaatst. Wat ik overigens niet erg vind want xzibit stelt constant hele grappige vragen. Eigenlijk alles wat er door de speakers van het vliegtuig komt verifieert hij bij mij. 'Ja? Echt 9 uur vliegen? Ja. Echt 9 uur.' Om vervolgens keihard in lachen uit te barsten zoals alleen xzibit dat kan. Ook besteld hij steeds cola om er dan zelf een behoorlijk scheut alcohol bij te gooien wat ie stiekem verstopt heeft in zn voorzak. Ik verwachtte dat het bij 1 zou blijven maar hij zit nu aan glas 9. Tattas be like: ik ga op stage en zit naast een dronken xzibit.
Naast het talent zo dronken mogelijk te worden in een vliegtuig is xzibit ook aan het trainen voor acrobaat. Ik heb nog nooit iemand gezien die zo creatief kan zitten in een vliegtuig stoel. Ik leg uit: 1 voet op de grond, 1 voet op de stoel. 1 been op de grond, heup tegen rug leuning, 2 voeten op de grond, kont op de zijleuning of als laatste, 2 voeten op de stoel, kont wederom op de zijleuning. Wat dus mega ongemakkelijk is want nu hangt zijn grote,lachende alcohol hoofd boven mijn hoofd. Alsof hij het opperhoofd is en ik de nederige stagiaire. Daarnaast kan hij nu gemakkelijk met mij meekijken en het zou een beetje lullig zijn als hij erachter komt dat hij het hoofdpersonage is van mijn verhaal.
Er rest mij daarom niks anders dan te stoppen met mijn verhaal. Bedankt voor de afleiding, dit 'reisverslag' heeft me toch zeker 20 min van mn verveling ontnomen. Daarnaast ga ik zo landen. WOOHOOOO!
Later! Of ayooo (want dat zeggen ze hier:) xoxox
Reisdoel:
Stage of afstuderen in het buitenland
Periode:
van 8 februari 2014 tot en met 1 juli 2014
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Omschrijving:
Hallo luitjes!
Aangezien ik hier toch geen flikker te doen heb in het vliegtuig, leek het me een effectieve bezigheid alvast te beginnen aan mijn eerste reisverslag. Dit is dus ook niet geschreven om iemand te boeien maar puur om mijn eigen verveling te omzeilen. Dalijk ga ik nog tegen iemand praten en dat willen we niet. Nee, want we zijn hier om te leren, NIET om vrienden te maken.. stage is LEERZAAM. Het geweldige weer/ cocktails/ blije mensen/ regen/ hagel/ sneeuw/ ijzelloze klimaat/spetterende dolfijnen/fullmoonpartys/ prachtige onderwaterwereld/ zwembad in de tuin en een stressloos leven tellen niet,ik herhaal, NIET mee. Ik hoop dat Curaçao zon positieve invloed op mij heeft, dat ik aan het einde van de rit al mijn schoolverslagen ruim van te voren met vlag en wimpel inlever. Maar hoogstwaarschijnlijk kom ik stinkend van de alchohol en een verbrand hoofd aan op Schiphol om vervolgens te vallen in een diepe depressie als ik zie wat ik nog moet doen. Haha..
Maargoed, even terug naar de vlucht. Die ik overigens van te voren zeer positief had ingeschat, vooral, omdat ik mijn uiterste best had gedaan een perfect plekje bij het raam uit te zoeken. Eenmaal op Schiphol, toen ik na een uur vertraging eindelijk het vliegende apparaat mocht betreden. Vertelde de overspannen, stressbom aka stewardess mij dat mijn stoel was gewijzigd, naast de mededeling of ik even wilde opschieten want ze wilde vertrekken. HALLO JIJ BENT HIER LAAT. Niet ik. En zoals de Antilliaan achter mij zei: die meid is niet chill. Ik voelde meteen een band..
Daarnaast hoor jij het chille 'ik ben altijd blij' stewardess imago uit te stralen en dat doe je niet. Dus rot op.
Eenmaal aangekomen in het vliegtuig zag ik dat mijn plekje was vergeven aan een oma en dat ze mij achterin, naast de nieuwe xzibit hadden geplaatst. Wat ik overigens niet erg vind want xzibit stelt constant hele grappige vragen. Eigenlijk alles wat er door de speakers van het vliegtuig komt verifieert hij bij mij. 'Ja? Echt 9 uur vliegen? Ja. Echt 9 uur.' Om vervolgens keihard in lachen uit te barsten zoals alleen xzibit dat kan. Ook besteld hij steeds cola om er dan zelf een behoorlijk scheut alcohol bij te gooien wat ie stiekem verstopt heeft in zn voorzak. Ik verwachtte dat het bij 1 zou blijven maar hij zit nu aan glas 9. Tattas be like: ik ga op stage en zit naast een dronken xzibit.
Naast het talent zo dronken mogelijk te worden in een vliegtuig is xzibit ook aan het trainen voor acrobaat. Ik heb nog nooit iemand gezien die zo creatief kan zitten in een vliegtuig stoel. Ik leg uit: 1 voet op de grond, 1 voet op de stoel. 1 been op de grond, heup tegen rug leuning, 2 voeten op de grond, kont op de zijleuning of als laatste, 2 voeten op de stoel, kont wederom op de zijleuning. Wat dus mega ongemakkelijk is want nu hangt zijn grote,lachende alcohol hoofd boven mijn hoofd. Alsof hij het opperhoofd is en ik de nederige stagiaire. Daarnaast kan hij nu gemakkelijk met mij meekijken en het zou een beetje lullig zijn als hij erachter komt dat hij het hoofdpersonage is van mijn verhaal.
Er rest mij daarom niks anders dan te stoppen met mijn verhaal. Bedankt voor de afleiding, dit 'reisverslag' heeft me toch zeker 20 min van mn verveling ontnomen. Daarnaast ga ik zo landen. WOOHOOOO!
Later! Of ayooo (want dat zeggen ze hier:) xoxox
Reisdoel:
Stage of afstuderen in het buitenland
Periode:
van 8 februari 2014 tot en met 1 juli 2014
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Reisdetails van Vliegen in stijl
Omschrijving:
Hallo luitjes!
Aangezien ik hier toch geen flikker te doen heb in het vliegtuig, leek het me een effectieve bezigheid alvast te beginnen aan mijn eerste reisverslag. Dit is dus ook niet geschreven om iemand te boeien maar puur om mijn eigen verveling te omzeilen. Dalijk ga ik nog tegen iemand praten en dat willen we niet. Nee, want we zijn hier om te leren, NIET om vrienden te maken.. stage is LEERZAAM. Het geweldige weer/ cocktails/ blije mensen/ regen/ hagel/ sneeuw/ ijzelloze klimaat/spetterende dolfijnen/fullmoonpartys/ prachtige onderwaterwereld/ zwembad in de tuin en een stressloos leven tellen niet,ik herhaal, NIET mee. Ik hoop dat Curaçao zon positieve invloed op mij heeft, dat ik aan het einde van de rit al mijn schoolverslagen ruim van te voren met vlag en wimpel inlever. Maar hoogstwaarschijnlijk kom ik stinkend van de alchohol en een verbrand hoofd aan op Schiphol om vervolgens te vallen in een diepe depressie als ik zie wat ik nog moet doen. Haha..
Maargoed, even terug naar de vlucht. Die ik overigens van te voren zeer positief had ingeschat, vooral, omdat ik mijn uiterste best had gedaan een perfect plekje bij het raam uit te zoeken. Eenmaal op Schiphol, toen ik na een uur vertraging eindelijk het vliegende apparaat mocht betreden. Vertelde de overspannen, stressbom aka stewardess mij dat mijn stoel was gewijzigd, naast de mededeling of ik even wilde opschieten want ze wilde vertrekken. HALLO JIJ BENT HIER LAAT. Niet ik. En zoals de Antilliaan achter mij zei: die meid is niet chill. Ik voelde meteen een band..
Daarnaast hoor jij het chille 'ik ben altijd blij' stewardess imago uit te stralen en dat doe je niet. Dus rot op.
Eenmaal aangekomen in het vliegtuig zag ik dat mijn plekje was vergeven aan een oma en dat ze mij achterin, naast de nieuwe xzibit hadden geplaatst. Wat ik overigens niet erg vind want xzibit stelt constant hele grappige vragen. Eigenlijk alles wat er door de speakers van het vliegtuig komt verifieert hij bij mij. 'Ja? Echt 9 uur vliegen? Ja. Echt 9 uur.' Om vervolgens keihard in lachen uit te barsten zoals alleen xzibit dat kan. Ook besteld hij steeds cola om er dan zelf een behoorlijk scheut alcohol bij te gooien wat ie stiekem verstopt heeft in zn voorzak. Ik verwachtte dat het bij 1 zou blijven maar hij zit nu aan glas 9. Tattas be like: ik ga op stage en zit naast een dronken xzibit.
Naast het talent zo dronken mogelijk te worden in een vliegtuig is xzibit ook aan het trainen voor acrobaat. Ik heb nog nooit iemand gezien die zo creatief kan zitten in een vliegtuig stoel. Ik leg uit: 1 voet op de grond, 1 voet op de stoel. 1 been op de grond, heup tegen rug leuning, 2 voeten op de grond, kont op de zijleuning of als laatste, 2 voeten op de stoel, kont wederom op de zijleuning. Wat dus mega ongemakkelijk is want nu hangt zijn grote,lachende alcohol hoofd boven mijn hoofd. Alsof hij het opperhoofd is en ik de nederige stagiaire. Daarnaast kan hij nu gemakkelijk met mij meekijken en het zou een beetje lullig zijn als hij erachter komt dat hij het hoofdpersonage is van mijn verhaal.
Er rest mij daarom niks anders dan te stoppen met mijn verhaal. Bedankt voor de afleiding, dit 'reisverslag' heeft me toch zeker 20 min van mn verveling ontnomen. Daarnaast ga ik zo landen. WOOHOOOO!
Later! Of ayooo (want dat zeggen ze hier:) xoxox
Reisdoel:
Stage of afstuderen in het buitenland
Periode:
van 8 februari 2014 tot en met 1 juli 2014
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Reisdetails van Vliegen in stijl
Omschrijving:
Hallo luitjes!
Aangezien ik hier toch geen flikker te doen heb in het vliegtuig, leek het me een effectieve bezigheid alvast te beginnen aan mijn eerste reisverslag. Dit is dus ook niet geschreven om iemand te boeien maar puur om mijn eigen verveling te omzeilen. Dalijk ga ik nog tegen iemand praten en dat willen we niet. Nee, want we zijn hier om te leren, NIET om vrienden te maken.. stage is LEERZAAM. Het geweldige weer/ cocktails/ blije mensen/ regen/ hagel/ sneeuw/ ijzelloze klimaat/spetterende dolfijnen/fullmoonpartys/ prachtige onderwaterwereld/ zwembad in de tuin en een stressloos leven tellen niet,ik herhaal, NIET mee. Ik hoop dat Curaçao zon positieve invloed op mij heeft, dat ik aan het einde van de rit al mijn schoolverslagen ruim van te voren met vlag en wimpel inlever. Maar hoogstwaarschijnlijk kom ik stinkend van de alchohol en een verbrand hoofd aan op Schiphol om vervolgens te vallen in een diepe depressie als ik zie wat ik nog moet doen. Haha..
Maargoed, even terug naar de vlucht. Die ik overigens van te voren zeer positief had ingeschat, vooral, omdat ik mijn uiterste best had gedaan een perfect plekje bij het raam uit te zoeken. Eenmaal op Schiphol, toen ik na een uur vertraging eindelijk het vliegende apparaat mocht betreden. Vertelde de overspannen, stressbom aka stewardess mij dat mijn stoel was gewijzigd, naast de mededeling of ik even wilde opschieten want ze wilde vertrekken. HALLO JIJ BENT HIER LAAT. Niet ik. En zoals de Antilliaan achter mij zei: die meid is niet chill. Ik voelde meteen een band..
Daarnaast hoor jij het chille 'ik ben altijd blij' stewardess imago uit te stralen en dat doe je niet. Dus rot op.
Eenmaal aangekomen in het vliegtuig zag ik dat mijn plekje was vergeven aan een oma en dat ze mij achterin, naast de nieuwe xzibit hadden geplaatst. Wat ik overigens niet erg vind want xzibit stelt constant hele grappige vragen. Eigenlijk alles wat er door de speakers van het vliegtuig komt verifieert hij bij mij. 'Ja? Echt 9 uur vliegen? Ja. Echt 9 uur.' Om vervolgens keihard in lachen uit te barsten zoals alleen xzibit dat kan. Ook besteld hij steeds cola om er dan zelf een behoorlijk scheut alcohol bij te gooien wat ie stiekem verstopt heeft in zn voorzak. Ik verwachtte dat het bij 1 zou blijven maar hij zit nu aan glas 9. Tattas be like: ik ga op stage en zit naast een dronken xzibit.
Naast het talent zo dronken mogelijk te worden in een vliegtuig is xzibit ook aan het trainen voor acrobaat. Ik heb nog nooit iemand gezien die zo creatief kan zitten in een vliegtuig stoel. Ik leg uit: 1 voet op de grond, 1 voet op de stoel. 1 been op de grond, heup tegen rug leuning, 2 voeten op de grond, kont op de zijleuning of als laatste, 2 voeten op de stoel, kont wederom op de zijleuning. Wat dus mega ongemakkelijk is want nu hangt zijn grote,lachende alcohol hoofd boven mijn hoofd. Alsof hij het opperhoofd is en ik de nederige stagiaire. Daarnaast kan hij nu gemakkelijk met mij meekijken en het zou een beetje lullig zijn als hij erachter komt dat hij het hoofdpersonage is van mijn verhaal.
Er rest mij daarom niks anders dan te stoppen met mijn verhaal. Bedankt voor de afleiding, dit 'reisverslag' heeft me toch zeker 20 min van mn verveling ontnomen. Daarnaast ga ik zo landen. WOOHOOOO!
Later! Of ayooo (want dat zeggen ze hier:) xoxox
Reisdoel:
Stage of afstuderen in het buitenland
Periode:
van 8 februari 2014 tot en met 1 juli 2014
)
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[description] => Hallo luitjes!
Aangezien ik hier toch geen flikker te doen heb in het vliegtuig, leek het me een effectieve bezigheid alvast te beginnen aan mijn eerste reisverslag. Dit is dus ook niet geschreven om iemand te boeien maar puur om mijn eigen verveling te omzeilen. Dalijk ga ik nog tegen iemand praten en dat willen we niet. Nee, want we zijn hier om te leren, NIET om vrienden te maken.. stage is LEERZAAM. Het geweldige weer/ cocktails/ blije mensen/ regen/ hagel/ sneeuw/ ijzelloze klimaat/spetterende dolfijnen/fullmoonpartys/ prachtige onderwaterwereld/ zwembad in de tuin en een stressloos leven tellen niet,ik herhaal, NIET mee. Ik hoop dat Curaçao zon positieve invloed op mij heeft, dat ik aan het einde van de rit al mijn schoolverslagen ruim van te voren met vlag en wimpel inlever. Maar hoogstwaarschijnlijk kom ik stinkend van de alchohol en een verbrand hoofd aan op Schiphol om vervolgens te vallen in een diepe depressie als ik zie wat ik nog moet doen. Haha..
Maargoed, even terug naar de vlucht. Die ik overigens van te voren zeer positief had ingeschat, vooral, omdat ik mijn uiterste best had gedaan een perfect plekje bij het raam uit te zoeken. Eenmaal op Schiphol, toen ik na een uur vertraging eindelijk het vliegende apparaat mocht betreden. Vertelde de overspannen, stressbom aka stewardess mij dat mijn stoel was gewijzigd, naast de mededeling of ik even wilde opschieten want ze wilde vertrekken. HALLO JIJ BENT HIER LAAT. Niet ik. En zoals de Antilliaan achter mij zei: die meid is niet chill. Ik voelde meteen een band..
Daarnaast hoor jij het chille 'ik ben altijd blij' stewardess imago uit te stralen en dat doe je niet. Dus rot op.
Eenmaal aangekomen in het vliegtuig zag ik dat mijn plekje was vergeven aan een oma en dat ze mij achterin, naast de nieuwe xzibit hadden geplaatst. Wat ik overigens niet erg vind want xzibit stelt constant hele grappige vragen. Eigenlijk alles wat er door de speakers van het vliegtuig komt verifieert hij bij mij. 'Ja? Echt 9 uur vliegen? Ja. Echt 9 uur.' Om vervolgens keihard in lachen uit te barsten zoals alleen xzibit dat kan. Ook besteld hij steeds cola om er dan zelf een behoorlijk scheut alcohol bij te gooien wat ie stiekem verstopt heeft in zn voorzak. Ik verwachtte dat het bij 1 zou blijven maar hij zit nu aan glas 9. Tattas be like: ik ga op stage en zit naast een dronken xzibit.
Naast het talent zo dronken mogelijk te worden in een vliegtuig is xzibit ook aan het trainen voor acrobaat. Ik heb nog nooit iemand gezien die zo creatief kan zitten in een vliegtuig stoel. Ik leg uit: 1 voet op de grond, 1 voet op de stoel. 1 been op de grond, heup tegen rug leuning, 2 voeten op de grond, kont op de zijleuning of als laatste, 2 voeten op de stoel, kont wederom op de zijleuning. Wat dus mega ongemakkelijk is want nu hangt zijn grote,lachende alcohol hoofd boven mijn hoofd. Alsof hij het opperhoofd is en ik de nederige stagiaire. Daarnaast kan hij nu gemakkelijk met mij meekijken en het zou een beetje lullig zijn als hij erachter komt dat hij het hoofdpersonage is van mijn verhaal.
Er rest mij daarom niks anders dan te stoppen met mijn verhaal. Bedankt voor de afleiding, dit 'reisverslag' heeft me toch zeker 20 min van mn verveling ontnomen. Daarnaast ga ik zo landen. WOOHOOOO!
Later! Of ayooo (want dat zeggen ze hier:) xoxox
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